Talk about buying out the (city of) ass | tcgmode

OK, which one of you bought out the last 77 Cities of Ass on TCGPlayer on Sunday for $43 apiece? Are you selling to Sir Mix-A-Lot? Is there not enough junk inside your trunk? Did the butt crack guy return and start handing out signed copies at MagicCon? I can't just ass-ume. I must know.